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The_Bull43
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Name: Lincoln
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: El Paso
Birthday: 4/11/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: Basketball, Hunting, Listening to music, Talking to my girlfriend, and making people laugh.
Expertise: I'm a good ummm no i'm not, but i can....no cant do that either...hmmmm I'll come back to this one.
Occupation: Military
Industry: Government
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
MSN: The_Hurricane43@hotmail.com
Member Since:
5/26/2005
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| Greetings to everyone of all ages. Welcome to my class. I am the one and only professor Stupid. I will be teaching about dangerous anumials that u prolly didnt think was very dangerous. So stay awake there will be a test on this one day in the future.
The Camel - The camel was once thought to be a peaceful desert animal. Who did nothing more than carry people on it's back to city to city. Well I am here to tell you that belief is far from te truth. The Camel is a blackbelt and knows 5 diferent types of martial arts. He can fly and breath fire ,which he uses to burn unfourntante bystanders. The Camel has no known threats. He comes with bullet proff armor which he hides underneath his hard hide of wire like fur. In his hump ,which most people thought only to hold water, He holds explosives. The average size male can hold up to 400 lbs of T.N.T. The only defense I have seen against these monsters is to run. So if ur a fat kid you don't stand a chance.
Well that is all for today tomorrow I will be teaching you on how to change a ordinary lightbulb into a time machine. Professor Stupid...Out. | | |
| Hey people whtsup? just letting you know that i am just fine. i miss all of you terribly though. Keep me in ur thoughts and prayers though. Things are getting hectic but no fears i will be just fine. talk to yall later. I love you guys. | | |
| My goodness so much to do and so little time to do it in. Getting ready to go play in the sand-box, if ya know what I mean. I'll be gone for roughly 7 months, not too awefully bad yet still long enough. | | |
| Hey everybody! Well I'm Off to the feild. I wont beback until this Friday I believe so please leave nice little messages on my Xanga. Um Megan will most likely be using my Xanga just so yall know. If you didnt know Megan is my girlfriend lol guess I should have made that clear at the begining huh? Well I will have my cell phone with me ,but it will be off for the majority of the time. But feel free to call and leave a voice mail and if I get the time I will call you back I promise. That number is 915-342-7837.
Megan I love you baby and I miss you ,and I'll talk to you as soon as I can baby!
Sissy I love you as well you know that.
Bryan......Mini-me.....stay out of trouble. Listen to sarah she wont lead you astray.
Everyone else have a good week and I'll talk to you soon!
Love,
Lincoln. | | |
| Well what can i write about today? I guess i could tell everyone what i believe in. I believe: If a lady wants to wear a thong she should fill out an application first. I believe: If you show me a 3 year old running around wal-mart in is underwear drinkin coke a cola from his baby bottle then i'll show you a future nascar fan. Well thats about it and for ur redneck for today. You might be a redneck if......you can smoke an entire cigarette and not flick the ashes off. | | |
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